Saturday, June 20, 2009

Frank's Top Ten List Of Favorite Sayings

1. Why wish for a loaf of bread, when you can wish for the store.

2. Better be nice to me, I might be your father.

3. You can get used to hanging if you hang long enough.

4. (speaking of a heavy woman) If someone told her to haul ass, she'd have to make two trips.

5. (speaking of a small woman) Big woman, small pussy, small woman, ALL pussy.

6. If I hit you, it might not knock you out. But it sure the hell will make you walk funny.

7. We'll both have to go to hospital, me to get my foot out of your ass.

I'll finish the list as I remember them.

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